Okay, I was going to send y'all an email anyway, but then Dennis sent me this one and I have to share.
This morning I dropped off one kid at bible school, another at golf, and then went to get myself a biscuit. I ordered a biscuit and a cup of coffee at Jack's. When I got to the window, the TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL (she HAD to be!) behind the window said, "One country ham biscuit and one senior coffee?"
I said yes. Didn't know what else to say.
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MID LIFE CRISIS?Well, it's not a mid life crisis, but here's how things work.
Married 35-years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
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