Robert has made my day

 I have laughed myself silly over this. Can't you just SEE Robert sitting there, drinking cold coffee? And the thing is, can't these people see that we're just KIDS? Whose bodies are playing tricks on us?...Amy

 

hello amy ,

                         that was priceless. i too had a similar experience. one of my friends had told me senior coffee was cheaper and they always ordered it. so i was at a truck stop just outside of chicago one morning not being crowded i ordered one. in comes a bus load of teenagers headed for who knows where, and up comes my order ,and the girl yells out "one senior coffee", i had to wait till everyone left to walk over and pick up that cup of coffee.

since then i have never ordered another " senior coffee " i don't care if coffee goes to the price of gas. but just maybe if my children ever commit me to an old folks home, i may ask the nurse if she could bring me a "senior coffee" but please keep it quiet!

                                                                   

                                                                                                            robert

This is not EVEN funny!

 

Okay, I was going to send y'all an email anyway, but then Dennis sent me this one and I have to share.

    This morning I dropped off one kid at bible school, another at golf, and then went to get myself a biscuit. I ordered a biscuit and a cup of coffee at Jack's. When I got to the window, the TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL (she HAD to be!) behind the window said, "One country ham biscuit and one senior coffee?"

    I said yes. Didn't know what else to say.

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